Ale Appreciator Pillows

'I'm worried Tom has a drinking problem.'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"If this beer had a head it would hang it in shame."

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

'I suggest you move onto halves...'

Surreal ale

'I know it's gassy...'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"Young Montague's full of himself."

"My kid could do that."

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

Sue Perkins

'It's from the local microbrewery.'

BEER BELLY

'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.'

'This new gymnastics coach kind of gives me the creeps.'

'Your opinions are a rephrasing of my opinions. I like that in a subordinate.'

"Santa would like to talk to you in the office."

"This is not what I meant when I said you should try to live in the present."

'Say - they tell me this real ale of yours is really SOMETHING,buddy!'

'This beer is awful. I'll be glad when I've had enough.'

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'

"Have you got it in beige?"

"Bipedalism is a great advance. But now we have to watch out for banana peels."

'So there's a fly in your beer — why begrudge a fellow creature a little happiness?'

"If only these kids had grown up with the same role models we had, then maybe they wouldn't look so damn ridiculous!"

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

'This place looks welcoming enough!'

Sword swallower's groin extends as if its the sword