Ale Appreciation Pillows

Whitbreads Drunkard Beer

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'I know it's gassy...'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Beer Stall

Happy thoughts

"Stag poker"

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

Surreal ale

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'Malty tasking.'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

'Well, George certainly came to Deep Camp prepared, this season.'

Join me in a beer?

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

Beer Club for Men.

"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

REAL ALE for one pint only

Wish You Were Beer

Beer Recycling Centre

Beer

'Maybe so, but I bet that beer is nature's second most perfect food!'

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'