Ale Lover Pillows

7 Dead Twits Pub & Alehouse - 'He's paying.'

Beer

Archimedes statue with a lever

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

'I know it's gassy...'

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

Surreal ale

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"Well, there goes your theory of him thinking of you as his pack leader."

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

"Your eels are enormous - where do you get them?"

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

Beer

REAL ALE for one pint only

Oympics 2028 Los Angeles

'I suggest you move onto halves...'

BEER BELLY

"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"

Before the invention of writing, ancient wisdom was passed down the generations orally, through the art of storytelling.

Horace

Guest Beers/Guest Urinal

'Say - they tell me this real ale of yours is really SOMETHING,buddy!'

'So there's a fly in your beer — why begrudge a fellow creature a little happiness?'

'This beer is awful. I'll be glad when I've had enough.'

"It was inevitable, Janice. My smart car gained sentience and now we're in love."

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

'I'm worried Tom has a drinking problem.'