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Robot and Guru

Robot with low battery

"It was inevitable, Janice. My smart car gained sentience and now we're in love."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

The Life of Pi

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

Robots In The Boardroom

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Robocop and Juliet.

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Robot Jogger

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

Otto the SmartyCar!

Robot Painter

Robot walking pet robot

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"I got connected to the internet!"

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."