Asia Lover Pillows

'Don't get me wrong -- I like to devour Asia. It's just that I always get hungry thirty minutes later.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Paint pots in love

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

Urns in love

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

Growing Love

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

'Careful! A spark could start a new universe.'

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

A couple holding hands

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

"Too desperate?"

'Now then, let me explain the rules of this therapy.'

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

'Not an orgasm, just the bed springs, I'm afraid.'

Love

"Well, there goes your theory of him thinking of you as his pack leader."

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

"I'm looking for a man who has an unwavering character, except when he's talking to me."