Afl Lover Pillows

The AFL Podium

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Baseball Dreams

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

"Too mean for hell?....Welcome to heaven, Mr. Butkus."

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

Junk Mail

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

Wine Bottle Bank/Australian Wine Bottle Bank.

'Doc, check out screen 2 in ten minutes...we got the big game!'

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

Tom Brady retires after finally seeing his shadow

'Time out!... Scooper!!'

Sadio Mane

"Who's winning the football game?...Sportsmanship or violence?"

"Have you given any thought to what you're going to do with your life after the Super Bowl?"

Rugby scrum.

"And here goes the gun signalling the start of the season."

'. . . I know Stan. . . but one day you'll joke about this.'