Premier League Lover Pillows

'Once more unto the bridge dear friends, once more...'

"I don't care if you are a Leicester City fan - you can come down off that cloud right now!"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)

Jose Mourinho

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

Baseball Dreams

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

Footballers - Henrik Larrson

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

'Doc, check out screen 2 in ten minutes...we got the big game!'

Tom Brady retires after finally seeing his shadow

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

Martin Jol

'Time out!... Scooper!!'

Football - How's my Diving?

Maradona memorial.

Avram Grant, Premier League Manager.

Sadio Mane

Vuvuzela bin.

"Who's winning the football game?...Sportsmanship or violence?"

Footballers - Jamie Redknapp

"Have you given any thought to what you're going to do with your life after the Super Bowl?"

'. . . I know Stan. . . but one day you'll joke about this.'

Marcus Rashford

Neymar

Chris Hughton

Pompous horse rider pt. 2

Man struggling to remember how he got home the morning after the derby

"Your reputation for taking penalties doesn't scare me... Ready when you are."

Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang

Football Applause