Football League Lover Pillows

'I'm a football widow year round now with all the Fantasy Football leagues.'

Punt Cake

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Bears

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Ball as water-melon.

Egyptian Football

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

The commentators want to run the officials...

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

Baseball Dreams

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

Big Football

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

Evolution

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

...Another second closer to kick-off....another second..