Premier League Aficionado Pillows

Spot the English player.

Virgil van Dijk

Punt Cake

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Bears

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

Raheem Sterling

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'Greenwich in the Season'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Mohamed Salah

Egyptian Football

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

Jose Mourinho

Snowman Football Fan.

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

'Okay, who knows how to solve for 'X'?'

"What time is it?" "Half past World Cup."

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

Big Football

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

Red State Football

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

End of football season - UK

"Keep your shape at the back...."