Premier League Aficionado T-Shirts

Spot the English player.

Virgil van Dijk

Punt Cake

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Bears

'Greenwich in the Season'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Egyptian Football

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

Snowman Football Fan.

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

Big Football

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

Ref is red carding the computer for acting up.

...Another second closer to kick-off....another second..

End of football season - UK

"Keep your shape at the back...."