Battlefield Lover Pillows

"Well, if you know of a better military re-enactment club, go to it."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Warrior Woman

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

'It's good to see you sweating off your stress.'

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

"… and once you've finished advanced infantry training, you'll be assigned to film school."

"This is where I come to unwind."

'In the old days this was considered a play station,'

'Such petulance!'

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

Roman paramedic.

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

A baseball game is played in an ancient Roman arena; the emperor gives a thumbs-down signal, declaring a player to be out of the game

'Why are they all picking on me?'

'As this slide indicates, sometimes identifying genes is, in fact, quite easy.'

UFC on steroids...

'Why can't we have a simple warning track like every other team?!'

"Luke, use the fork!"

"Remember what I said...keep an eye on the arrows!"

Ski slope jousting.

"He's never watched Line of Duty."

'Watch what you're doing with that, or you'll have somebody's eye out!'

'You and whose army?'

'I called up my own reserve unit by mistake!'

"No, you don't log onto it. You get on it."

'I know how you feel, kiddo. Recess is pretty rare when you reach the grade I'm in.'

"General Varus's compliments. Which way to Teutoburger Wald?"