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"Well, if you know of a better military re-enactment club, go to it."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Warrior Woman

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

"… and once you've finished advanced infantry training, you'll be assigned to film school."

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

'It's good to see you sweating off your stress.'

"This is where I come to unwind."

'In the old days this was considered a play station,'

A baseball game is played in an ancient Roman arena; the emperor gives a thumbs-down signal, declaring a player to be out of the game

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

Roman paramedic.

'Such petulance!'

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

'Why are they all picking on me?'

'As this slide indicates, sometimes identifying genes is, in fact, quite easy.'

'Why can't we have a simple warning track like every other team?!'

'An off-white entertainment giant that's been in and out of favour with the public - what better place for Jacko's comeback?'

"Luke, use the fork!"

UFC on steroids...

"Remember what I said...keep an eye on the arrows!"

Ski slope jousting.

Sports is the Politics of the Masses

'I called up my own reserve unit by mistake!'

"He's never watched Line of Duty."

It's my pre-battle jam.

"No, you don't log onto it. You get on it."

'You and whose army?'

'I know how you feel, kiddo. Recess is pretty rare when you reach the grade I'm in.'

'Watch what you're doing with that, or you'll have somebody's eye out!'

"..and in the blue corner....biter of ears, raper of women."