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"Remember what I said...keep an eye on the arrows!"

"This is it, men. Now, does anyone want a comfort break before we start?"

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

"I love fast break business success."

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

Bee Chess

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

Kosovo.

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

Count Von Moltke.

"Here is the campaign strategy and here are the after-the-fact excuses."

"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

"Russia's always bigger than you think."

"I said it was time to send in the DRAGOONS!"

"If you can't beat them, sir, perhaps you should consider colluding with them."

'This is us.'

Battle.

"I see many military victories, a heroic death and a grateful nation that will erect in your honor a statue that will be dirtied by pigeons every day, once and again."

Next Terrifying Military Threats

'Ambushing them is a great idea: I usually tend to charge blindly...'

Army Men: Home From Afghanistan Playset

What's in a Terrorist Name?