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'Rock beats scissors, sanctions it is!'

"Think about it, we're both very clever: If we team up, we'll be unstoppable!"

'I'm hoping this is just a negotiating tactic.'

Card players play with huge mirrors behind their opponents cards to see their hands.

"It's not fair - they have a much bigger payroll!"

Chess pieces sheltering from a storm under a chess board whilst leaving the pawns out in the rain.

'For free, take.'

'This is us.'

'Actually, his strength is as the strength of ten because he fights dirty.'

Trojan Horse.

'Checkmate...I think.'

'Mr. Barnes is expecting you, but he's currently in a chess game. So, he'll be with you in a few minutes, or several hours.'

'Well, yes. We are losing the battle, sire. But this is just an exhibition...'

Many suspected the Russian Grandmaster of steroid use. Proving it was another matter.

"You're nervous...? Try playing with a Bishop behind you!"

"He claims to be the true king."

'Say, I know they outnumber us, but I have an idea.'

"Where, you may wonder, is our moral compass."

"Sire, the barbarian's are no longer at the gate...they're inside it!"

"I told you not to hire that stupid efficiency expert!"

'Looks like another hostile takeover.'

Brexit Relocation Strategy

Erdogan shows Merkel and Macron his empty pockets.

'Ambushing them is a great idea: I usually tend to charge blindly...'

'I told you not to trust neocon advisors!'

'No sign of attack yet. Though, I think I see a signal coming through. What do you think a bunch of 'M's would mean?'

'Great! Now let's teach it to hide under the lid until the leader of the opposition needs to use the loo.'

"That's why you don't stand behind them!"

'Sgt Ben Ruben a limited and targeted response, you have the new high gragmentation, area destruction, high explsive, depleted uranium, sabot tank rounds, backed by air strikes.'

"All I'm getting on the hot line is heavy breathing!"

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"

Count Von Moltke.

Army Men: Home From Afghanistan Playset

"Told you we shouldn't list each other as emergence contacts."

"We can't beat them. Let's enjoin them."