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The AFL Podium

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)

Baseball Dreams

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

Footballers - Henrik Larrson

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

"Too mean for hell?....Welcome to heaven, Mr. Butkus."

"You're back! You're really back...!"

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

Junk Mail

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

"I don't care if you are a Leicester City fan - you can come down off that cloud right now!"

Wine Bottle Bank/Australian Wine Bottle Bank.

Tom Brady retires after finally seeing his shadow

'Doc, check out screen 2 in ten minutes...we got the big game!'

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

'Time out!... Scooper!!'

Footballers - Jamie Redknapp

Sadio Mane

David Beckham

"Who's winning the football game?...Sportsmanship or violence?"

Vuvuzela bin.

"Have you given any thought to what you're going to do with your life after the Super Bowl?"

Rugby scrum.

"And here goes the gun signalling the start of the season."

Neymar