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'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

NFL quarterback slides feet-first to the ground and avoids a mugging,

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

"Too mean for hell?....Welcome to heaven, Mr. Butkus."

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

Shirley knew that Dennis would love his new 'Tackling Grunts of Famous Linebackers' clock.

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's "Malaprop Man"! Malaprop man! Where are you going? To a processional footbrawl game! The Tampa Bay Bucketeers and New York Jest are playing. Are you a serious fan? Yeah, I've a sneezin' ticket holder for years! Isn't it early to go to the stadium? We nave a snailgate party in the barking lot. I drill chicken winks and square ribs! Do you get nervous watching your team play? Yes, I'm very dense during the games! And before and aft

'Those with a lot of Money.'

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

"Fifty yard line! I bet you thought it was a silly necklace..."

Tom Brady retires after finally seeing his shadow

Football laughs as receiver misses pass.

'If we're 'a team', how come I have to do all the painting?'

"I swear, if he says, ‘Oh, American football’ even once, we’re gonna Brexit."

NFL's 50 Most Masterful Uses of the Clock

'Doc, check out screen 2 in ten minutes...we got the big game!'

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

'Excuse me, coach - but are we the hugs or the kisses?'

Thoughts of Fall

"Did you watch the super bowl?"

'Remember, we're in red and yellow - all the rest are bad guys...'

"The Browns are the only team in the NFL to have a malpractice squad."

'Personal foul! Pepper spray before the ball is snapped!!'

Vuvuzela bin.

"Who's winning the football game?...Sportsmanship or violence?"

'That was some hit!'