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Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'Don't be a wisenheimer.'

'I had to give a short speech last night. It was a hoot!'

'Talk about ridiculous... we can spot a mouse a mile away, and still can't read a darn newspaper!'

Little ship of horrors

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

NFL quarterback slides feet-first to the ground and avoids a mugging,

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

Disco Owls

"Do you know a good chiropractor?"

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

"I'm more of a day owl."

'Do you mind checking my screech for typos?'

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

'Nice, I can see you've taken Day-School classes to further your education...'

'Gordon likes to base our courtship on that of the Guatamalan swamp owl...'

Owl

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's "Malaprop Man"! Malaprop man! Where are you going? To a processional footbrawl game! The Tampa Bay Bucketeers and New York Jest are playing. Are you a serious fan? Yeah, I've a sneezin' ticket holder for years! Isn't it early to go to the stadium? We nave a snailgate party in the barking lot. I drill chicken winks and square ribs! Do you get nervous watching your team play? Yes, I'm very dense during the games! And before and aft

'We could easily share this nest: You would use it during the day and I would use it at night...'

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

'Those with a lot of Money.'

Shirley knew that Dennis would love his new 'Tackling Grunts of Famous Linebackers' clock.

"Olive, twist, or vole?"

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

"Fifty yard line! I bet you thought it was a silly necklace..."

Owl Aging Support Groups

'Would you believe that somebody asked me to deliver their mail yesterday Where did that come from'

Fortune teller using a computer rather than traditional methods

'If we're 'a team', how come I have to do all the painting?'

Owl Reading A Book Titled 'People Cartoons'.