American Football Admirer Pillows

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'Don't be a wisenheimer.'

'I had to give a short speech last night. It was a hoot!'

'Talk about ridiculous... we can spot a mouse a mile away, and still can't read a darn newspaper!'

NFL quarterback slides feet-first to the ground and avoids a mugging,

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

Disco Owls

Little ship of horrors

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

"I'm more of a day owl."

'Do you mind checking my screech for typos?'

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

'Nice, I can see you've taken Day-School classes to further your education...'

'Gordon likes to base our courtship on that of the Guatamalan swamp owl...'

"Olive, twist, or vole?"

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

'Those with a lot of Money.'

Owl

'We could easily share this nest: You would use it during the day and I would use it at night...'

"Fifty yard line! I bet you thought it was a silly necklace..."

Fortune teller using a computer rather than traditional methods

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

Owl Reading A Book Titled 'People Cartoons'.