Owl Admirer Pillows

'I had to give a short speech last night. It was a hoot!'

'Gordon likes to base our courtship on that of the Guatamalan swamp owl...'

Irritable Owl Syndrome

'Owl is a night person. Me, I can sleep anytime.'

'Nice, I can see you've taken Day-School classes to further your education...'

Owl

"When I was young I didn't give a hoot but I've grown up since then."

"They won't say what they're doing way out here Skipper, but they're adamant they're not refugees!"

Disco Owls

Owl Reading A Book Titled 'People Cartoons'.

'We could easily share this nest: You would use it during the day and I would use it at night...'

The owl and the pussycat in a drought

'I got free from 'save the spotted owl' preservation foundation.'

"This tree is keeping me awake with its loud bark!"

"We've been dating for ages, but yesterday, I saw her in full daylight for the first time; just 'Wow'!"

"I'm more of a day owl."

'You've mistaken me for someone who gives a hoot.'

Fortune teller using a computer rather than traditional methods

Sleepy owls next to wide awake owl who is drinking coffee.

'WHOOOO!' 'Me, stupid! I wanna cracker!'

Little ship of horrors

'Don't be a wisenheimer.'

'Say babe, wanna go to my place for a daycap?'

Stony broke.

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

Owl

"Olive, twist, or vole?"

"So, are you seeing anybody?"

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

Sunbathers.

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.