Owl Enthusiasts Pillows

Two Strange Owls.

"Boy o boy, there's really nothing worth watching on TV late at night..."

"Wise maybe, but I can't honestly say I feel old."

"What do you mean you're afraid of the dark?"

I like the Jets...I guess

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

Punt Cake

Bears

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Egyptian Football

'Don't be a wisenheimer.'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

'I had to give a short speech last night. It was a hoot!'

'Talk about ridiculous... we can spot a mouse a mile away, and still can't read a darn newspaper!'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

David and Goliath.

NFL quarterback slides feet-first to the ground and avoids a mugging,

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'