Owl Admirers Pillows

'It's all very well this 'The early bird catches the Worm' business, but I'm nocturnal...'

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

'-and to all you night owls out there...'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

The Female Brain and The Other One

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

'Don't be a wisenheimer.'

'I had to give a short speech last night. It was a hoot!'

'Talk about ridiculous... we can spot a mouse a mile away, and still can't read a darn newspaper!'

Disco Owls

NFL quarterback slides feet-first to the ground and avoids a mugging,

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

Little ship of horrors

Owl Through Time

"I'm more of a day owl."

'Do you mind checking my screech for typos?'

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

I like a manager who asks questions.

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

'Soooo, what about a romantic flight under the sun this morning?'

'Nice, I can see you've taken Day-School classes to further your education...'

'Gordon likes to base our courtship on that of the Guatamalan swamp owl...'

Bowl Games.

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

'Owl be lovin' you owlwise!'

In Other News, Owls. Owl News Now. Here Owls. Owl Time.

'We could easily share this nest: You would use it during the day and I would use it at night...'

"Olive, twist, or vole?"

'Those with a lot of Money.'