Owl Lovers Pillows

"I'll have a vole, please Carol"

'Soooo, what about a romantic flight under the sun this morning?'

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"This stool shall pass."

E-Baying @ The Moon

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

'Don't be a wisenheimer.'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

'I had to give a short speech last night. It was a hoot!'

'Talk about ridiculous... we can spot a mouse a mile away, and still can't read a darn newspaper!'

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

"Do you know a good chiropractor?"

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

Disco Owls

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

Little ship of horrors

"I'm more of a day owl."

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

Owl Through Time

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

'Do you mind checking my screech for typos?'

I like a manager who asks questions.

'Nice, I can see you've taken Day-School classes to further your education...'

'Gordon likes to base our courtship on that of the Guatamalan swamp owl...'

If a tree falls on a philosopher in the woods, and no one is there to hear his screams for help, did he really make a sound?

"Olive, twist, or vole?"

It

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

'Owl be lovin' you owlwise!'