Owl Aficionados Pillows

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

The Female Brain and The Other One

'Don't be a wisenheimer.'

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

'I had to give a short speech last night. It was a hoot!'

'Talk about ridiculous... we can spot a mouse a mile away, and still can't read a darn newspaper!'

Little ship of horrors

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

A skier and a paraglider

Disco Owls

NFL quarterback slides feet-first to the ground and avoids a mugging,

Owl Through Time

"I'm more of a day owl."

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

'Do you mind checking my screech for typos?'

I like a manager who asks questions.

'Gordon likes to base our courtship on that of the Guatamalan swamp owl...'

'Soooo, what about a romantic flight under the sun this morning?'

Bowl Games.

'Nice, I can see you've taken Day-School classes to further your education...'

'Those with a lot of Money.'

The pop-up book of fighters

In Other News, Owls. Owl News Now. Here Owls. Owl Time.

"Olive, twist, or vole?"

'We could easily share this nest: You would use it during the day and I would use it at night...'