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The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

Frank & Ernest's Animals You Seldom See the "Vowl". Aeioooou.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

The Female Brain and The Other One

'Don't be a wisenheimer.'

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

'I had to give a short speech last night. It was a hoot!'

'Talk about ridiculous... we can spot a mouse a mile away, and still can't read a darn newspaper!'

Little ship of horrors

A skier and a paraglider

NFL quarterback slides feet-first to the ground and avoids a mugging,

"Do you know a good chiropractor?"

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

Disco Owls

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

'Do you mind checking my screech for typos?'

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

"Hey! What did I tell you about drinking right out of your super bowl, young man?"

"I'm more of a day owl."

Owl Through Time

I like a manager who asks questions.

'Nice, I can see you've taken Day-School classes to further your education...'

Bowl Games.

'Gordon likes to base our courtship on that of the Guatamalan swamp owl...'

'Soooo, what about a romantic flight under the sun this morning?'

Owl

'Owl be lovin' you owlwise!'

In Other News, Owls. Owl News Now. Here Owls. Owl Time.

The pop-up book of fighters

'Those with a lot of Money.'