Owl Lovers Gifts

"I'll have a vole, please Carol"

'Soooo, what about a romantic flight under the sun this morning?'

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

E-Baying @ The Moon

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

'Don't be a wisenheimer.'

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

'I had to give a short speech last night. It was a hoot!'

'Talk about ridiculous... we can spot a mouse a mile away, and still can't read a darn newspaper!'

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

Little ship of horrors

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

Disco Owls

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

Owl Through Time

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

"I'm more of a day owl."

'Do you mind checking my screech for typos?'

I like a manager who asks questions.

If a tree falls on a philosopher in the woods, and no one is there to hear his screams for help, did he really make a sound?

'Gordon likes to base our courtship on that of the Guatamalan swamp owl...'

'Nice, I can see you've taken Day-School classes to further your education...'

In Other News, Owls. Owl News Now. Here Owls. Owl Time.

'Owl be lovin' you owlwise!'

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

"Olive, twist, or vole?"

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

Owl