Owl Admirers Gifts

'It's all very well this 'The early bird catches the Worm' business, but I'm nocturnal...'

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

'-and to all you night owls out there...'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

The Female Brain and The Other One

'Don't be a wisenheimer.'

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

'I had to give a short speech last night. It was a hoot!'

'Talk about ridiculous... we can spot a mouse a mile away, and still can't read a darn newspaper!'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

"Do you know a good chiropractor?"

NFL quarterback slides feet-first to the ground and avoids a mugging,

Disco Owls

Little ship of horrors

"I'm more of a day owl."

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

"Hey! What did I tell you about drinking right out of your super bowl, young man?"

Owl Through Time

'Do you mind checking my screech for typos?'

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

I like a manager who asks questions.

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

'Gordon likes to base our courtship on that of the Guatamalan swamp owl...'

'Soooo, what about a romantic flight under the sun this morning?'

'Nice, I can see you've taken Day-School classes to further your education...'

Bowl Games.

Owl

In Other News, Owls. Owl News Now. Here Owls. Owl Time.

"Olive, twist, or vole?"

'Owl be lovin' you owlwise!'