Owl Fan Gifts

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

"It may be past my bedtime, but I don't give a hoot!"

"I'm gonna be tree sick!"

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

Football Chameleon

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Raheem Sterling

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Spring Training

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Uptight End"

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'