Owl Enthusiasts Gifts

Two Strange Owls.

"Boy o boy, there's really nothing worth watching on TV late at night..."

"Wise maybe, but I can't honestly say I feel old."

"What do you mean you're afraid of the dark?"

I like the Jets...I guess

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Punt Cake

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Bears

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

Egyptian Football

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

'Don't be a wisenheimer.'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'I had to give a short speech last night. It was a hoot!'

'Talk about ridiculous... we can spot a mouse a mile away, and still can't read a darn newspaper!'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'