Owl Lover Gifts

I like a manager who asks questions.

'Would you please use your rear-view mirror! You're freaking me out!'

Owl answers telephone.

"Don't talk to Larry tonight, he's got irritable owl syndrome!"

Owls: 'Whoo! Who cares. Woooo? Me! I care!'

Owl farting

'Now, this may hoot a little.'

You can't beat a spin dry!

"I tell you, it was a nightmare: I had them the whole afternoon! Then this owl swooped over me, and like that - my hiccups were gone!"

"If we’re so wise how come we’re sat on this branch freezing our butts off?"

"I have a night delivery Darling, so I'll be home late: It's a baby owl..."

Greek Referendum

'Sometimes I think Mom has eyes in the back of her head.'

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

'What? You got a staring problem?!'

For cryin' out loud, if you say "ain't it a hoot" one more time!

I take it back - the glasses DO make you look smarter.

"Boy, work all day and they still expect dinner on the table by 7.00."

"He's a barn owl, we're great horned owls – completely different class."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"This stool shall pass."

E-Baying @ The Moon

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

'Don't be a wisenheimer.'

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

'I had to give a short speech last night. It was a hoot!'

'Talk about ridiculous... we can spot a mouse a mile away, and still can't read a darn newspaper!'

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

"Do you know a good chiropractor?"

"You want your olive?"

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

Disco Owls