Bowl Game Enthusiast Gifts

Bowl Games.

"I can't believe you watched all three bowl games!"

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

The Female Brain and The Other One

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'Talk about ridiculous... we can spot a mouse a mile away, and still can't read a darn newspaper!'

NFL quarterback slides feet-first to the ground and avoids a mugging,

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

A boy with a football

'Do you mind checking my screech for typos?'

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

Owl Through Time

Football fan

'Owl be lovin' you owlwise!'

'Those with a lot of Money.'

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

'I lost two teeth trying to catch a cricket ball in flight...'

Shirley knew that Dennis would love his new 'Tackling Grunts of Famous Linebackers' clock.

In Other News, Owls. Owl News Now. Here Owls. Owl Time.

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

"Fifty yard line! I bet you thought it was a silly necklace..."

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

Some owls aren't content just knowing who.

"Hey, catch me a wave."

'Yes, this is 'Hooters'. What were you expecting?'

NFL's 50 Most Masterful Uses of the Clock