Super Bowl Enthusiast Gifts

'Is that true? - Did you assign my son homework over SUPERBOWL WEEKEND?'

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Finally, your halftime show - the Mueller report!"

"That's it, Harvey. No more super bowl parties for you!"

Personnel Dept. Frankly, we'd like a job so we can get into a Super Bowl pool.

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

Spring Training

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Raheem Sterling

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'