Bowl Fest Fan Gifts

Bowling ball head.

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Pearly King and Queen

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

The dark side of Halloween.

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Frosty, the Golden Years

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

Pamplona Station

'Fete' Man going towards 'Beer tent' Woman going towards 'Cake tent'

God save the Queen.

Cornucopia

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

Jesus and the Peeps

Bowl Games.

"Seeing as you've been so generous giving goals away lately, you're down to play Santa at the Christmas party!"

Hey guys, great Purim costumes! Do you have a theme?

'Not funny, Lulu!'

'Next year we'll bring the turkey.'

'Roger has his heart set on Texas, for the chili cook-off season!'

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."