American Football Aficionado Pillows

Forged signed memorabilia.

University of Nebraska sold out for 375 games in a row but now is in danger of ending that due to poor performance.

"Did you watch the super bowl?"

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Punt Cake

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Bears

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Egyptian Football

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Cristiano Ronaldo

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'Talk about ridiculous... we can spot a mouse a mile away, and still can't read a darn newspaper!'

NFL quarterback slides feet-first to the ground and avoids a mugging,

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

Fox hunting.