Asia Lover Gifts

'Don't get me wrong -- I like to devour Asia. It's just that I always get hungry thirty minutes later.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Paint pots in love

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

Urns in love

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

Alien attack in the 1950s

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

'Careful! A spark could start a new universe.'

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

Growing Love

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

Hold on

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

Love

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

It's obvious anniversaries are the lynchpin of the big oil conspiracy. What? Husbands forget them. Which leads to wives pummeling them. Which leads to men making sure they don't forget again. All you had to do was mark it in your calendar! What do you think pens are made of? Pummeling will now commence.

"Too desperate?"

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

"My wife - is she still staring at me?"

What are you doing? You promised we'd watch it together!

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

'Not an orgasm, just the bed springs, I'm afraid.'

"Well, there goes your theory of him thinking of you as his pack leader."

"I'm looking for a man who has an unwavering character, except when he's talking to me."

'Now then, let me explain the rules of this therapy.'