Australia Lover Gifts

"I love you son, but don't you think that it's time to move out?"

Wine Bottle Bank/Australian Wine Bottle Bank.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Novak Djokovic Deported from Australia

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

The Dubloon Stops Here

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Lazy Octopus

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'I blame global warming!'

Koala

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

Shellfie

A Preschool of Fish

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Happy Retirement

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'I was dumped by my girlfriend.'