Australia Lover Gifts

"I love you son, but don't you think that it's time to move out?"

Wine Bottle Bank/Australian Wine Bottle Bank.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Novak Djokovic Deported from Australia

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

The Dubloon Stops Here

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Lazy Octopus

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'I blame global warming!'

Koala

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

A Preschool of Fish

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Shellfie

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Happy Retirement