Aussie Lover Gifts

Kangaroo's Christmas Tree

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Surfing koala.

Koala

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

'Researching the opossum article.'

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

Steve Irwin.

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

'I would've done better in geography, but the test on Australia boomeranged.'

Lawrence of Tasmania

Baby Marsupial On Board

Queen's final visit to Australia: 'STrewth! Chack anatha prawn on the barbie Phil..'. Charles 'Apparently, the Aussies insisted on a few conditions..'

Man stands in front of rows of kangaroos next to a sign that reads "Final Clearance - Entire stock of kanagroos".

The Easter Bilby

Wine Bottle Bank/Australian Wine Bottle Bank.

Austrailian Vollyroo

"G'day mates! I'm Dan Undah! On today's walkabout we'll be searching for the feah some creecha's that in-aboot Satan's undah wold. . ."

'And a second degree in Australian studies.'

kangaroo with boxing gloves

Crocodile Tie

'This dingo penpal of his - they're Australian aren't they?'

"Which of life's mysteries are you contemplating today?"

Mississippi John Hurt

Red Kangaroo

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.

'It's that bloody Fagin, picking our pockets again! '

Australian using flies instead of corks in his cork hat.

'G'Day!'

'Don't get me wrong -- I like to devour Asia. It's just that I always get hungry thirty minutes later.'

"Can't keep away, eh...?"