France Lover Gifts

French Flag

You're my Mona Lisa.

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Madonna of the Pukes.

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Victor Hugo

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead."

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

With Compliments

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

Champagne

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

Wine at the Bar

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

Woman has spread her wings as butterfly

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield

Altar Ego

The Waiter

French Animal Noises.

John Stuart Mill

The first transatlantic communication.

"I'm sorry to bother you, but by any chance do you happen to have a copy of Baudelaire's Les Fleurs du Mal on your person?"

Francois Rabelais

Eugene Delacroix

"But. . . editorial cartoons can make readers think!"