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You're my Mona Lisa.

Madonna of the Pukes.

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

With Compliments

"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead."

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

Champagne

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

Wine at the Bar

Woman has spread her wings as butterfly

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield

Altar Ego

Honore de Balzac

The Waiter

Eugene Delacroix

"But. . . editorial cartoons can make readers think!"

John Stuart Mill

Francois Rabelais

French Animal Noises.