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Emmanuel Macron

Victor Hugo

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

The bridge of arts.

Remarkably Richmond

"And how would you like your steak?"

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Trilby - Bridge in Paris.

"I'm sorry to bother you, but by any chance do you happen to have a copy of Baudelaire's Les Fleurs du Mal on your person?"

French Animal Noises.

City travel: 'If you like our cheese, you'll love Switzerland!'

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

The Missing Bell

Antonio Banderas

Pizza London Eye

Marcel Proust 1811-1922

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."

Dancing in Love

"Says here that 50 baboons escaped from the Paris Zoo! I think this explains the Nutella riots!"

Department de Philosophie

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

I'm your biggest fan.

The Humpback of Notre Dame.

Anais Nin.

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

Alexander Dumas.

Dance To The Music Of Time

Leaning on a Lamp post

"Remember the day it rained in Paris?"

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"Relax - I saw a bear do this on TV."