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John Adams

Hildegard von Bingen

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

Robert Schumann

Lumiere brothers caricature

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Henry Fox Talbot

Charles Baudelaire

'Shh, wait! -- I'm getting an astral message from Sigmund Freud!'

"So, next week, if it's okay with our wives, wanna have another playdate?"

The Wright Brothers' First Flyer

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

J. M. W. Turner

'Great invention, Rex! What are you going to call it?'

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.

'But seriously, folks... Who knows how many blondes it takes to screw in my latest invention?'

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

Mannequin protest

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

God bless our all-electric home.

"It's about this Hans Brinker boy. Either you stop him or he stands to lose a finger!"

Brexit

'I've invented food, and I've invented shelter -- two out of three isn't so bad!'

Benjamin Franklin

Emmanuel Macron

He's a strange kid -- he has a William F. Buckley Pez dispenser.

"I thought that sperm-bank donors remained anonymous."

King Henry IV