Founder Admirer Pillows

John Adams

Hildegard von Bingen

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

Robert Schumann

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

Charles Baudelaire

Lumiere brothers caricature

Henry Fox Talbot

'Shh, wait! -- I'm getting an astral message from Sigmund Freud!'

J. M. W. Turner

The Wright Brothers' First Flyer

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

"So, next week, if it's okay with our wives, wanna have another playdate?"

'Great invention, Rex! What are you going to call it?'

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.

'But seriously, folks... Who knows how many blondes it takes to screw in my latest invention?'

Mannequin protest

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

Atomic Bear: Part 20

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

Alexander Graham Bell's second phone call.

"Frankly, I never liked it. It makes you look like Salvador Dali."

God bless our all-electric home.

"It's about this Hans Brinker boy. Either you stop him or he stands to lose a finger!"

'I've invented food, and I've invented shelter -- two out of three isn't so bad!'

He's a strange kid -- he has a William F. Buckley Pez dispenser.

Brexit

"They couldn't rent out the upper levels, so they're going to dismantle all but the ground floor."

Benjamin Franklin

Al Pacino

Emmanuel Macron

"I thought that sperm-bank donors remained anonymous."