Admiral Admirer Pillows

Winston Churchill

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Piracy on a boating lake

'Gravity...Go figure!'

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Subwoofer

The unknown war poet.

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

A meeting on the pier

God save the Queen.

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

A paper aeroplane flies off a ship

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

Euphemistic.

Captain of ship, surrounded by rough drafts and scrunched-up pieces of paper, says: 'Dammit bosun, we can't set sail without a coherent mission statement.'

'Jack Tar' Symbolises Nelson's Victory in the Battle of the Nile

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

'I like a man in a suit.'

"Have I ever hugged you, Elkins?"

'I got this medal for being a Navy Seal.'

Goldfish in Armour

'Howard likes everything to be ship shaped.'

Zapped Spaceship.

Repurposed Porpise: US Navy

Alien in flying saucer with a sign: 'My Other Ship is an X-Wing.'

No, you're still saying arrr, not ahhh.

350-million-miles from earth but now right in our living rooms.

"I hardly recognized you without makeup."

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