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"I thought that sperm-bank donors remained anonymous."

Hildegard von Bingen

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

David Niven caricature

Robert Schumann

Charles Baudelaire

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

J. M. W. Turner

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.

Atomic Bear: Part 20

The Codfather.

William Pitt - 'The Distressed Statesman'

Al Pacino

Tom and Nancy Seaver

"Welcome Ruth!"

'You can't just get up and leave without permission.'

Babe Ruth

He's a strange kid -- he has a William F. Buckley Pez dispenser.

King Henry IV

Whistler priming his mother before painting her.

"He's all right, but I'm looking for a guy who can really make me laugh."

Nuclear

You can't just secretly monitor the conversation of every cafe patron. Of course I can. I'm the cafe's proprietor. I run the joint. I'm in charge. I'm a strong leader. I make touch decisions. I protect moms and children. I find and destroy evil. You use short, declarative sentences. I win.

Johanness Brahms

Poll. I'll probably vote for General Washington, but it's Ben Franklin I'd like to have a beer with!

'I want everything, bring me everything we have on that.'

Dog Park. Happy 4th of July. They heard Ben Franklin described as a "wolf" so he's their favorite founding father. Nothing is certain in this world except fleas and leash laws. A penny swallowed is a penny earned. Early to be and early to rise makes a dog a very good boy. Never leave for tomorrow that which can be eaten today. An ounce of dog is worth a pound of happiness. That one is my favorite!

"Mum, please, tell me I take after your side the family."

"Dad's got an imaginary friend too, he's called Techincal support"

Hillary Clinton

George Bernard Shaw

The End is Nigh!

Winston Churchill

Walter Reed