Founding Fathers Admirer Pillows

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"You're on a what?!"

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

Hildegard von Bingen

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

Robert Schumann

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

Charles Baudelaire

The Wright Brothers' First Flyer

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

J. M. W. Turner

Benjamin Franklin

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.

Abraham Lincoln

"Let's make the bill easy and just split it."

'But seriously, folks... Who knows how many blondes it takes to screw in my latest invention?'

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

George Washington

God bless our all-electric home.

Teddy Roosevelt

"Welcome Ruth!"

He's a strange kid -- he has a William F. Buckley Pez dispenser.

"I thought that sperm-bank donors remained anonymous."

"Are you sure everyone will know we're being ironic?"

King Henry IV

"If I'd lived back then, I would have signed it, too."

George Washington