Founding Fathers Aficionado Pillows

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"You're on a what?!"

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

Maternity Ward: No Returns/No Exchanges

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

"I was thinking of joining a parenting class."

Our founder and Our founders lawyer.

Benjamin Franklin

Baby Shower

Lancelot put to the Test.

"He had an uncanny ability to pick up the scent of opportunity."

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

'Here's your choice. Grounded for a week or a walk around the Mall with me while I wear this.'

'I'm begging you, please don't let me go!'

'A rocking horse? Boy! What will they think of next?!'

"Dad, if Mom ever has a boyfriend, I hope he's just like you."

"Well ok....but in your case I'll need DNA proof!"

Raffia Mafia - "Vinny, there's some nice baskets comin' in through Queens."

Our Job Steward

William Pitt - 'The Distressed Statesman'

George Washington

Fathers Saluting Each Other.

'With a boss, a wife and three teenaged kids, I haven't had much time to worry about international affairs.'

"You talkin' to me?"

Start-Up Team

"Those were the early days, when we were a young and foolish company."

'I told you we took a wrong trail at the Oregon/Idaho border, but NO, you wouldn't stop and ask for directions.'

Society for the vertically challenged: Our founder.

'Now may not be a good time. He just realized he's not going to live forever.'

'Yes, that is me. Does it surprise you that an old hippie can sell out like that Morris?'