Fatherhood Aficionado Pillows

World's greatest dad. World's greatest t-shirt.

Number one Dad and Number two Dad.

Dad: Because I Said So.

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

Office pics on dinner table.

I love my family!

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

"Sure, helicopter parenting is bad but drone parenting is way worse."

7 Dwarves of Fatherhood

Lemming mothers

Honey, I'm home. Did you change Kyle's diaper?

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

"I'm resigning so I can spend more time with my wonderful family, here."

"He followed me home...finally!"

'Hey Holly, Watch! Biscuit can catch a ginger snap in mid-air!!'

Dad's home

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

'You say that he's so good that you 'Don't know you've got him', so what's the point of him?'

"I told you this would happen once you let her sleep on the bed."

"I was thinking of joining a parenting class."

"Can you wangle me some parental leave?"

"More aphorisms, please!"

"...Mom, can you get me a glass of wine?"

"It's good for you. It has lots of vitamin D."

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

Time for bed

"That's right, my dad is training for the Pamplona fun-run..."

Baby Shower

The Motherhood

"The idea is to stick art on the refrigerator, not carve it in."

The day after Father's Day.

'I'm not giving you a lift. If you want to run away from home, run.'

'And then Baby Bear said...'

'Here's your choice. Grounded for a week or a walk around the Mall with me while I wear this.'