Fatherhood Aficionado Gifts

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

Office pics on dinner table.

I love my family!

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

"Sure, helicopter parenting is bad but drone parenting is way worse."

Lemming mothers

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

Dad's home

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

"I was thinking of joining a parenting class."

'Hey Holly, Watch! Biscuit can catch a ginger snap in mid-air!!'

"He followed me home...finally!"

"I told you this would happen once you let her sleep on the bed."

'You say that he's so good that you 'Don't know you've got him', so what's the point of him?'

"Can you wangle me some parental leave?"

"More aphorisms, please!"

Baby Shower

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

"That's right, my dad is training for the Pamplona fun-run..."

"The idea is to stick art on the refrigerator, not carve it in."

The Motherhood

"...Mom, can you get me a glass of wine?"

"It's good for you. It has lots of vitamin D."

Time for bed

The day after Father's Day.

'I'm not giving you a lift. If you want to run away from home, run.'

'And then Baby Bear said...'

'Here's your choice. Grounded for a week or a walk around the Mall with me while I wear this.'

'I'm begging you, please don't let me go!'

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

"i finally got around to reading the 'Having A Baby' books."