Fatherhood Aficionados Gifts

New Fathers taking a number to pick up a baby from Maternity

I like the Jets...I guess

'The child is very illogical'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"I was thinking of joining a parenting class."

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

"Our little girl has blossomed into quite the little complainer."

"I can hear some rattling: Better start writing those birth notices Darling..."

"Can you wangle me some parental leave?"

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

'...and so begins the generation gap.'

"I'm so tired: Joey was tossing and turning in his sleep the whole night and kept waking me up..."

Baby Shower

The day after Father's Day.

'I'm not giving you a lift. If you want to run away from home, run.'

"I couldn't find the off switch."

'Here's your choice. Grounded for a week or a walk around the Mall with me while I wear this.'

Travelling with child sketchbook - finale

"His room is always clean. Do you think we should take him to a psychologist?"

"Dad, if Mom ever has a boyfriend, I hope he's just like you."

'I'm begging you, please don't let me go!'

"Well ok....but in your case I'll need DNA proof!"

'A rocking horse? Boy! What will they think of next?!'

Fathers Saluting Each Other.

'No more kids, Steve -- I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired.'

'I am too the boss of you!'

'I'm just waiting to see when I will be preoccupied with sex.'

'With a boss, a wife and three teenaged kids, I haven't had much time to worry about international affairs.'

'I'm afraid the legislation only covers one partner.'

"My daddy has a broken leg, so I need to mark his territory for him..."

'OK, it's a kidney. But you should have seen the kids faces when they opened their x-boxes.'

'Settle down now and Daddy will take you for a nice ride.'

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