Fatherhood Aficionados Gifts

New Fathers taking a number to pick up a baby from Maternity

I like the Jets...I guess

'The child is very illogical'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"I was thinking of joining a parenting class."

"I can hear some rattling: Better start writing those birth notices Darling..."

"Our little girl has blossomed into quite the little complainer."

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

"Can you wangle me some parental leave?"

'...and so begins the generation gap.'

"I'm so tired: Joey was tossing and turning in his sleep the whole night and kept waking me up..."

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

Baby Shower

The day after Father's Day.

'I'm not giving you a lift. If you want to run away from home, run.'

'Here's your choice. Grounded for a week or a walk around the Mall with me while I wear this.'

"I couldn't find the off switch."

Travelling with child sketchbook - finale

"His room is always clean. Do you think we should take him to a psychologist?"

"Dad, if Mom ever has a boyfriend, I hope he's just like you."

'I'm begging you, please don't let me go!'

"Well ok....but in your case I'll need DNA proof!"

'A rocking horse? Boy! What will they think of next?!'

Fathers Saluting Each Other.

'No more kids, Steve -- I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired.'

'I am too the boss of you!'

'I'm just waiting to see when I will be preoccupied with sex.'

"My daddy has a broken leg, so I need to mark his territory for him..."

'With a boss, a wife and three teenaged kids, I haven't had much time to worry about international affairs.'

'I'm afraid the legislation only covers one partner.'

Men Parenting

The Dad Great for Car, Home, or Office!

'Settle down now and Daddy will take you for a nice ride.'

'Why did you call me son? You're not my father.'