Modern Fatherhood Appreciator Gifts

The Dad Great for Car, Home, or Office!

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"I was thinking of joining a parenting class."

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

"Can you wangle me some parental leave?"

Baby Shower

"I had a lot more freedom before mom got the drone."

The day after Father's Day.

'I'm not giving you a lift. If you want to run away from home, run.'

'We got rid of the baby monitor, We just sms the baby 'RUOK''

'Here's your choice. Grounded for a week or a walk around the Mall with me while I wear this.'

'A rocking horse? Boy! What will they think of next?!'

"Well ok....but in your case I'll need DNA proof!"

Fathers Saluting Each Other.

"Dad, if Mom ever has a boyfriend, I hope he's just like you."

'I'm begging you, please don't let me go!'

"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"

'Congratulations, you're a father. Now you'd better get out of here before her husband arrives.'

'I'm afraid the legislation only covers one partner.'

"My daddy has a broken leg, so I need to mark his territory for him..."

'You sure know how to get under my Dad's skin.'

'With a boss, a wife and three teenaged kids, I haven't had much time to worry about international affairs.'

'I am too the boss of you!'

"Just tell Daddy who hit you, and I will march upstairs and ask Mommy how to handle this!"

'Why did you call me son? You're not my father.'

'Settle down now and Daddy will take you for a nice ride.'

Parenting: then and now

"?With this new baby-belt, I can baby sit while my wife works?"

Men Parenting

World's greatest dad: free toy inside!

'Can you fix it, Daddy?'

"Boss... I need to take a few months off for paternity leave."

"I told you, always support the baby's head!"