Modern Fatherhood Appreciator Pillows

The Dad Great for Car, Home, or Office!

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"I was thinking of joining a parenting class."

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

"Can you wangle me some parental leave?"

Baby Shower

"I had a lot more freedom before mom got the drone."

The day after Father's Day.

'We got rid of the baby monitor, We just sms the baby 'RUOK''

'I'm not giving you a lift. If you want to run away from home, run.'

'Here's your choice. Grounded for a week or a walk around the Mall with me while I wear this.'

'I'm begging you, please don't let me go!'

"Well ok....but in your case I'll need DNA proof!"

"Dad, if Mom ever has a boyfriend, I hope he's just like you."

'A rocking horse? Boy! What will they think of next?!'

"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"

Fathers Saluting Each Other.

'Congratulations, you're a father. Now you'd better get out of here before her husband arrives.'

"My daddy has a broken leg, so I need to mark his territory for him..."

'I'm afraid the legislation only covers one partner.'

'You sure know how to get under my Dad's skin.'

"Just tell Daddy who hit you, and I will march upstairs and ask Mommy how to handle this!"

'I am too the boss of you!'

'With a boss, a wife and three teenaged kids, I haven't had much time to worry about international affairs.'

'Why did you call me son? You're not my father.'

'Settle down now and Daddy will take you for a nice ride.'

Parenting: then and now

"?With this new baby-belt, I can baby sit while my wife works?"

Men Parenting

World's greatest dad: free toy inside!

"Boss... I need to take a few months off for paternity leave."

"I told you, always support the baby's head!"

'Can you fix it, Daddy?'