Founding Fathers Admirer Gifts

Poll. I'll probably vote for General Washington, but it's Ben Franklin I'd like to have a beer with!

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"You're on a what?!"

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

Hildegard von Bingen

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

Robert Schumann

Charles Baudelaire

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

The Wright Brothers' First Flyer

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

J. M. W. Turner

Benjamin Franklin

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.

Abraham Lincoln

"Let's make the bill easy and just split it."

Atomic Bear: Part 20

'But seriously, folks... Who knows how many blondes it takes to screw in my latest invention?'

Alexander Graham Bell's second phone call.

George Washington

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

God bless our all-electric home.

April Fool's Day On Mount Rushmore.

Tom and Nancy Seaver

Al Pacino

Teddy Roosevelt

He's a strange kid -- he has a William F. Buckley Pez dispenser.

"Welcome Ruth!"

"I thought that sperm-bank donors remained anonymous."

"Are you sure everyone will know we're being ironic?"

King Henry IV

"If I'd lived back then, I would have signed it, too."